Pussymon: Prologue feels like someone took old-school monster catching, glued hentai on top of it, then said “yeah, plot twist every five minutes, why not?” and just went with it. You start thinking it’s gonna be a cheap Pokémon parody with tits, then suddenly you’re counting how many times the game tricks you into thinking something sweet is happening before it turns horny, then kinda serious, then horny again. I kept a little note in Google Keep just to track the “wait, what?” moments. First time a cute creature turns into a full-size girl and basically throws herself at you for “training”, I honestly laughed, then realized the game is dead serious about this whole “catch, fuck, repeat” vibe. It’s dirty as hell, but in that goofy Flash-game way where you can’t tell if the dev is trolling you or low-key a genius.

What I like most is how the story pretends to be important, then suddenly you’re grinding affection just to unlock a new sex scene and forget what the quest was even about. One quest starts like a normal fetch thing, but the reward is basically “thanks, now fuck this monster girl in three different positions”. It’s not subtle. The “bag” with names looks like a normal inventory at first, but then you realize you’re basically collecting a private harem like it’s a pokedex made by a horny teenager. I kept opening it in another Chrome tab by mistake instead of my Discord chat, and every time I thought “ok, I’ll just check stats quickly”, nope, ended up rewatching one of the scenes instead. There’s a weird little pattern where you expect a big battle, but the game just throws you some awkward dialogue and suddenly a blowjob scene. And then next time you expect sex, it gives you an actual battle. That back and forth feels stupid and fun at same time, like a bad fanfic that somehow works.

The lewd stuff is pretty direct. No slow burn, no romance, just “here’s a new pussymon, now see what holes she has”. Boobs in your face, moaning, cum everywhere, the usual, but with that cheap flash charm where nothing is too polished so it feels kinda raw. Some of the girls are cute, some look like they escaped from a bootleg Final Fantasy porno mod, and a few made me pause the game and think, “ok, I did not expect to be into this thing with tentacles and animal ears, what the hell is wrong with me.” One tiny thing annoyed me: sometimes the text boxes move a bit too fast when you’re actually trying to read the joke, but when you spam click to get to the porn, they stay on screen like they’re mocking you. I also kept expecting one of the “easter eggs” to be a real hidden scene, and instead I just tripped over some small gag that made me smirk once and never again. Still, I like how messy it all feels. It’s not trying to be classy. It’s horny, kinda dumb, full of surprise fuck scenes, a little bit like opening a random hentai folder someone shared on Mega and finding just enough weird shit inside to keep going “ok, one more, then I stop”.